John Is Officially Cooler Than Jill

So Jill got an iphone a few months ago and has been thinking ever since that she is very cool. She is always bragging about how her iphone is way cooler than my lame-o blackberry. She lets the kids play games on her iphone, but she doesn't share much with me, so I've been feeling left out . . . until a couple days ago, that is. That is because I WON A FREE IPAD in a work contest, along with $100, which I used to set up a sweet wi-fi network in our house.

Now Jill is always begging to get to use my ipad. I haven't decided yet how much I will share, but I know the kids will not be playing with it.

Jill is still cool, but she aint got no ipad . . .